Poor Ed Balls was filmed having to tell security guards at the Bilderberg conference in Copenhagen: "That's my name. I'm on the list."
Unimpressed by his claim that he was a so-called "member of parliament", the guards told the shadow chancellor he had to go to another entrance and Balls wandered off with his jacket under his arm. Asked whether the shadow chancellor had managed to get in later, a spokesman replied: "Yup."
Have you ever been refused entry to a secretive and sinister gathering of the world's most powerful figures from the worlds of business and finance? Or anywhere else that meant a lot to you?